This site brings me great joy. I particularly like the cream for stigmata.
From Scarfolk Council, one of the finest sites I’ve seen in sometime. Their self-description:
Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. “Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay.” For more information please reread.
The site’s got this wonderfully weird Wickerman / Ballard / Prisoner vibe to it. Very cool stuff.